This message reads like a poorly written cover letter for an engineering job.
This is actually kind of cute.
Okcupid says this is one of the best messages I’ve received and I honestly don’t disagree.
This man is completely delusional. Ladies, beware.
When Tinder and the real world collide.
I definitely have some strikeouts too. No shame in my game.
No caption I write will do this photo justice. I’ll just let it speak for itself.
If at first you don’t succeed… try, try again. But wait a couple of months in the hopes they forget.